If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Engelske undersættelser If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

Everything is under control.

Drama
6.4 / 10

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Runtime 113 min
Language EN
Country United States of America
Director Mary Bronstein
Budget $2M
Box Office $1M
Handling

Et intenst drama med komplekse karakterer og følelsesmæssig dybde.

9 English subtitles available
Release Source Downloads Flags Download
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264 opensubtitles 17,826 .SRT
If I Had Legs Id Kick You 2025 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-FLUX opensubtitles 2,652 CC .SRT
If I Had Legs Id Kick You 2025 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-FLUX opensubtitles 1,326 .SRT
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264 opensubtitles 904 CC .SRT
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.BluRay.x265-YAWNTiC_eng opensubtitles 337 .SRT
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.BluRay.x265-YAWNTiC_eng SDH opensubtitles 157 CC .SRT
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX opensubtitles 805 .SRT
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX-HI opensubtitles 797 CC .SRT
If.I.Had.Legs.Id.Kick.You.2025.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].en.SDH opensubtitles 8,238 CC .SRT

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — Cast & Crew

Directed by: Mary Bronstein

Rose Byrne Linda
Conan O'Brien Therapist
A$AP Rocky James
Danielle Macdonald Caroline
Delaney Quinn Child
Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk Diana
Mark Stolzenberg Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan Landlord
Christian Slater Father

Languages Spoken in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You features dialogue in English, Spanish. With multiple languages spoken throughout the movie, having reliable English subtitles ensures you can follow every scene regardless of the language being spoken on screen. Multi-language movies often switch between languages without warning, making subtitles essential for a complete viewing experience.

Download English Subtitles for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

This page lists all available English subtitle files for the movie If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) in .SRT format. We currently have 9 subtitle versions sourced from opensubtitles. Each version corresponds to a different video release, so you can find the subtitle that synchronises perfectly with your file.

The most popular subtitle for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has been downloaded 17,826 times, which is a strong indicator of quality and timing accuracy.

Some versions include closed captions (CC) that describe sound effects, music cues, and speaker identification — ideal for hearing-impaired viewers or anyone who wants the fullest experience.

About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

  • Genre: Drama
  • Release year: 2025
  • TMDB rating: 6.4 / 10
  • Type: Movie
  • Runtime: 113 minutes
  • Director: Mary Bronstein
  • Spoken languages: English, Spanish
  • Country: United States of America
  • IMDB ID: tt18382850

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a drama movie released in 2025. Having accurate English subtitles is especially important for drama titles, where fast-paced dialogue and nuanced conversations carry the emotional weight of the story.

Trivia & Fun Facts about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

  • The production budget for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was approximately $2 million.
  • If I Had Legs I'd Kick You earned approximately $1 million at the worldwide box office.
  • Produced by A24</strong>, <strong>Central Pictures</strong>, <strong>Fat City.
  • The movie features dialogue in 2 different languages: English, Spanish.
Themes & Topics: hotel therapist long island, new york female protagonist sick child motherhood woman director absent husband psychological drama mysterious illness montauk

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Frequently Asked Questions about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) Subtitles

Where can I download English subtitles for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

You can download free English subtitles for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) right here on engelskeundersaettelser.com. We have 9 subtitle versions available from sources like opensubtitles. Simply choose the version that matches your video release and click the download button.

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Are there closed captions (CC) for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Yes. Some of the subtitle versions for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) include closed captions, marked with the CC tag in the table. These subtitles contain additional descriptions of sound effects, background music, and speaker identification.

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